Housebreaking Chic

What? Don't you wear orange when you break into condemned, sealed, old government facilities?

Well, I do. IT'S WHAT THE COOL KIDS DO.

...

Anyway, I guess a bit of an explanation is an order.

So me and Sarah McD and her nursing school compatriot Mandy went out to the old boarded-up hospital out in SLO. It was condemned a while back, and considered a hazard because of OMG ASBESTOS in the walls, hence the dust mask, glasses and gloves. We wanted to get in through a window someone had pried open, but when we got there, the feds had already boarded it up again. It looked like the screws would be pretty easy to get rid of, but we didn't have the proper equipment, so we went home without having committed any felonies.

This what I wore that day, my B & E costume. ...God, but I love that jacket.

And, uh, yeah. We intend to go back sometime, hopefully, this time with a screwdriver, crowbar, and other useful items.

But we'll have to be careful, because I absolutely draw the limit at three felonies in a day.

...the most we've ever gotten to is two. ...Although maybe it's three, because I'm pretty sure every time Trey drives it's considered reckless endangerment.